October 2010
Just like ILOVEYOU and FOREVER, SORRY is also...
Don't drink water, fish have sex in it.
Pinoy Tumblr.: Knock Knock Jokes Time! →
Knock knock. Who`s there? CASHEW NUT. Cashew nut who? Don`t tell me your sorry, CASHEW NUT. Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught… Knock knock. Who`s there? CIVIL Civil who? CIVIL-liar ang tunay na mahirap, CIVIL-liar ang tunay na may malasakit. Knock knock. Who`s there? SOLUSYON …
Pinoy Tumblr.: Knock Knock Jokes Time! →
Knock knock. Who`s there? CASHEW NUT. Cashew nut who? Don`t tell me your sorry, CASHEW NUT. Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught… Knock knock. Who`s there? CIVIL Civil who? CIVIL-liar ang tunay na mahirap, CIVIL-liar ang tunay na may malasakit. Knock knock. Who`s there? SOLUSYON …
Knock, knock!
Juan: Knock, knock!
Pedro: Who's there?
Juan: LAHAT KAMI CUTE.
Pedro: Lahat kami cute WHO?
Juan: You are the only exception, You are the only exception.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
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